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“Who is the most beautiful?”: The wisdom of crowds prevails!
In Slovenia, sonček (literally “little sun”) can be many things. It can be a travel agency, an association for cerebral palsy, an online shop for baby stuff or a risqué online magazine. It’s the latter that is the focus of today. They have some curious surveys, in which I learned the following facts about Slovenes:
* 85% watch pornography every day
* 67% think missionary is the best position (By far the most popular choice; none of the others break the 10% threshold.)
* The majority of Slovenes (55%) lost their virginity at 17 or younger
* Christmas is the best holiday (39%)
* Nearly 40% will go to Croatia for their summer vacation
* Nearly 40% think Natalija Verboten is the country’s greatest femme fatale (I told you)
* 35% hate the United States (Only 9% love it)
* 41% think Slovenes are “very okay” (18% think Slovenes are “not alright”)
* Slovenes want “sex” (33%) more than “happiness”, “money”, “health”, “love” or “success.”
Any questions?
(source)
(Via Sex, which is never sfw)
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Freud was born not far away from Slovenja, wasn´t he?
Considering that missionary position has many many variations (basically everything with him on top is called that), I don’t find this result particularly “boring” or striking. Some of the options are quite kinky and thus far away from typical conservative missionary-under cover-with lights out.
Ah well… More for us perverts, I guess
@Diego: Yes, he was. Indeed there is an urban legend about the only person whom Freud had given up on was Slovenian
Mr. Pengovsky,
I believe that urban myth may have derived from his (alleged) statement that ““This (the Irish) is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.”“.
But, I believe, that any race or grouping can latch onto that phrase so their proudly displayed tendency toward lunacy can be duly referenced through Freued, Jung and all of th eother cigar-smokers.
From Natalija’s success as well as misionary issues… I can draw the conclusion that there’s no wisdom involved… just that they know no better.
Joining that they all watch porno vsak dan, want to stop watching and start acting, and they don’t think so nice about themselves… explains why half of newcomers to this nice country do so because “my gfriend is slovene and…”
Which brings me to the question… how horribly did they underperform at that ocassion when they were
… akismet ate my comment
[…] under 17, so that they have such intern mating problems now, and need to search it outside.
That 85% explain alot.
For instance why Slovenes seem so bored and uninteressted and why they have problems with sexuality.But I miss there one important question: What do you like more - sex or alchohol? 
…ummm…and Disablez’s piont my be right.
by slovene girlfiend
P.S.:About Ziggy Freud…he gave up on the slovene playwright Slavko Grum
“* Nearly 40% think Natalija Verboten is the country’s greatest femme fatale (I told you)”
Clearly Michael M must have bribed the makers of the poll to inflate Natalia’s numbers! ;P
Hmm it’s seem Natalia doesn’t have the hottest Slovenian lips though.
Michael: What did you do to get those 30 % together? And what did your wife say?
85 % and pornography? Hm, I can imagine them getting up naked and looking into the mirror, but pornography?!?
@Diego: a little correction, Freud was born near to SLOVAKIA, so again the Eternal Slovenia-Slovakia Confusion continues on!
From what I’ve seen there are articles targeting heterosexual men as well as heterosexual women on the site. However, the surveys are only concerned with the hottest babes. Why is that? Because women don’t really have sexual desires but are supposed to pretend they find other women attractive, so the men can fantasize about lesbian scenes?
My fellow Slovenes are sexual retards!
I don’t know where to begin. But the high ranking (numerically, if not spatially) of ‘jaz (moja punca)’ would be an interesting place to start a thesis.
Oh, and: what, no reverse cowgirl?!
I’ve always figured I was not your typical Slovene, just never realized how much so until I read the above
Time for someone who values money and happiness above all to capitalize on everyone else’s desire for sex…there’s a customer born every minute.