Ljubljana, Slovenia.
Temperature: 11°C Clouds: Broken Clouds
Maribor, Slovenia.
Temperature: 10°C Clouds: Cloud and Visibility OK
Portoroz, Slovenia.
Temperature: 15°C

Na zdravje: The cleavage is there, but the spirit is missing.
As of tonight, heresy has a new name in Slovenia: Na zdravje. (Cheers) That’s the name of the new show that has replaced the country’s greatest contribution to television and the arts ever: Pri JoĹžovcu z Natalijo with Slovenian superstar Natalija Verboten.
I didn’t manage to post this morning because, like most of you, I spent the entire day vomiting in rage. I also screamed while I was vomiting but in retrospect that was kind of pointless because you couldn’t really make out what I was saying.
In truth, I didn’t manage to post because I was in Nova Gorica last night, got back late, and felt like a dead rat. Had, who has photographic evidence of the event, was there, which was nice.
But now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to resume self-flagellation combined with a bit more vomitous rage. God have mercy on Slovenia.