Ljubljana, Slovenia.
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Maribor, Slovenia.
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Portoroz, Slovenia.
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Here’s the Goofus and Gallant guide to selling your automobile on the popular Slovenian auction site Bolha.
“When selling your Renault 19 turbo diesel online, [screenshot] mention that it’s from 1999, mention the color, and mention that it was rarely serviced for the first 50,000 kilometers and that it’s in good condition. Ask for 120.000 SIT (500 euros) for it. Insist that you want serious calls only, but then don’t mention why the car looks like this:

A real fixer-upper?

GALLANT SAYS:
“Forget about the car. Seriously. And what’s with that dazed and confused guy in blue standing next to it? Here’s what a proper automobile ad looks like:

There’s an Alfa Romeo somewhere in there too.
According to the newspaper Finance, the Alfa Romeo ad drew in 260 prospective buyers, including people from neighboring countries. Now that’s salesmanship.