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Theis cardboard sign contains a dire warning.

This sign says, in Fuđinian Slovene:

Ker nisi kolturn   (Because you’re not cultured)
boš imel vse 4 gume prazne drugiÄ?   (you’ll have all 4 tires empty next time)
LiÄ?no jih bom jaz   (personally will I [do it])
Žali se kerm hoÄ?eš   (complain to whomever you want)

It’s almost like a free-form haiku, isn’t it? Too bad the driver is probably too uncultured to recognize it as such.

(Thanks Dejan!) 

Posted on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 to How to...

Comments

  • 1

    lol. Slovenian-style haiku, indeed!

         by Luka on May 9, 2006 at 8:56 am

  • 2

    That is just awesome.

         by JS on May 9, 2006 at 11:59 am

  • 3

    Just another indication of how artistic/cultured Slovenia is to seemingly always have some material (in this case a large piece of cardboard) readily available for a Slovene’s sudden urge to spout art, in this case poetry.
    Perhaps next time, the anonymous artist will simply take a brush in hand and use the car as a palette for his expressions.

    A less civilized culture would have simply picked up a boulder and thrown it through the window. Simpletons! Simple expressions!

    Thank God for Art.

         by DarkoV on May 9, 2006 at 2:25 pm

  • 4

    Darko, surely you mean coltured/colture.And: arse-tist? 

         by alcessa on May 9, 2006 at 2:44 pm

  • 5

    Alcessa,
    You’re right…sort of. I should have used the “o” instead of the “u”, but only if I wanted to combine the specific art in Michael’s picture into a new word. Namely kola, as in auto, and kultura, as in suave & sophisticated. Thusly, Kolatura.

    And, as evidenced by said picture, this is a fine example of Kolatura

         by DarkoV on May 9, 2006 at 2:57 pm

  • 6

    Darko,

    nais kolors, your example of Kolatura :-))) has…

         by alcessa on May 9, 2006 at 4:29 pm

  • 7

    With all this K’s you sound like KDE developers… :P

         by BigWhale on May 9, 2006 at 10:48 pm

  • 8

    I love that! it’s better than the tiny parking ticket like note someone I know carries around a pad of that says ‘Next time use a can opener!’

         by Katja on May 10, 2006 at 12:03 am

  • 9

    Marvellous! The fact that you can make such an insult of accusing someone of not being cultured. Great stuff.

         by looby on May 10, 2006 at 6:35 pm

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