Archives for November 23rd, 2005

Who the hell is Chris Kallander?

If you don’t know it already, Technorati
is a great tool for keeping track of who links to you and who wants to
kill you because you made fun of their favorite band. It’s also great
for browsing through the world’s many blogs, or
setting up a watchlist for your favorite subjects.

I don’t visit it as often as I used to. The other day I learned,
though, that someone has claimed this site as their own. I’m not sure
how, but they did it. It’s terrible to imagine that all this time, this
Kallander has been getting fan e-mails intended for me. Hot and steamy ones, too, like: Hey
Chris, I saw over on Technorati that you’re the author of The Glory of
Carniola. I think your blog is rad and I’m attaching some gratuitous
naked photos of myself to prove it! Kisses, Shasta  P.S. Let me
know if you’d be interested in judging the next Miss Hawaiian Tropic
competition — as last year’s winner, I get to suggest the judges! Just
reply to this e-mail and we’ll book the flight and everything!

In the meantime, I only get: Hey Majkl, fuck to you! HRVATSKA!
HRVATSKA! Fuck to the NATO! I piss on the grave that you will be
inhabiting in the future! I am hating you, Ivica  P.S. Please
forward this message to any Slovenian friends you have.

I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

UPDATE: I’m attempting to reclaim authorship and unseat the usurper. Technorati Profile

UPDATE 2: I failed. Nevermind.