The "Massage for Women" flyer. Click for complete version.

Once upon a time, a man named Raff
distributed flyers offering massages for women. On paper, he had all
the right
qualifications: a Tao-Chi Masseur, a Poet, a
Writer, a Photographer and a Sexologist. But when some
people saw his
offer, which was long and graphic and included unorthodox techniques
like "body-on-body" massage, they thought he was
first and foremost a nutter. And they were probably right. And probably, in this case, probably means definitely.

But now, for the first time ever, you can read an English translation of Raff’s advertisement for his magical mystery
massages. (Warning! Explicit content ahead. Avoid if prohibited.)

MASSAGE FOR WOMEN

"When we meet you will take your clothes off
and lie down face-first on the massage bed + You will be creamed with a
nice-smelling erotic massage cream … With my massage, all your energy
points (chakras) will open and the energy can circulate unprohibited through your body, which will seal the aura
that protects you from different damaging influences + First, my palms
slide from your neck outwards, over your collarbone, over your chest, right
down
your spine to your behind, which I knead in such a way that you
completely relax. + I continue on the back of your thighs where I close
down your circulatory canal, and when I release the pressure the canal
gets active and your toxins are flushed out (toxins are a form of
poisonous bacteria that accumulate in your veins)"

(snip)

"Then you will turn so I can cream your front. (ed: a
graphic description follows here, which I won’t translate, but which
ends with his hands moving to the patient’s genitals and the legendary
phrase: … in tako zakljuÄ?im prvi "Ä?arobni tao krog". And thus ends the first "magic tao circle." We now return to the translation of a creepy madman already in progress)

"+
Thereupon follows the body-on-body massage, when I lie on you with my
whole body (177 cm — 76 kg) sometimes on the front, sometimes on the
back, and slide on you up and down, left and right, in circles, and –
if I can — I also slide "210 mm" deep and "69 mm" wide into the
vaginal kingdom, and continue until you have at least one orgasm, if
not a complete series."

(snip)

"After every orgasm you feel
positive, and after an orgasm with me, you’ll get the feeling that
this is what you’ve been missing your whole life. That’s why once won’t
be enough and often will be too little, because I’m not good, I’m not
bad, I am:

TAO-CHI MASSEUR FOR WOMEN WHO WANT MORE
SEXOLOGIST FOR GIRLS
POET, WRITER, PHOTOGRAPHER

 RAFF