In a school for mentally handicapped children, the students were given an essay assignment. The topic was Samo ena je mama. (There is only one mother) According to the teacher, one student turned in a paper that was both wrong and brilliant; he was conflicted about how to grade it.

This is (roughly) what the essay looked like:

One day I came home and noticed that a stranger’s shoes were in the foyer. When I went inside, I heard a voice. It was our neighbor talking to my mom. I went into the living room and my mom told me to get two beers for them. I walked to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. I saw that there was only one beer inside, so I yelled to my mom: “There is only one, mother!”

It’s a masterpiece, is it not? I would give it the absolute highest possible score.